Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte

Title: Jane Eyre


Author: Charlotte Bronte (English, 1816-1855)
Originally published:  1847
Page count: 416


Dates read: 8/8/19-8/27/19
2019 book goal progress: 21 out of 41
Back to the Classics category: 
Classic by a Female Author

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Description on back of book:
Orphaned as a child, Jane has felt an outcast her whole young life. Her courage is tested once again when she arrives at Thornfield Hall, where she has been hired by the brooding, proud Edward Rochester to care for his ward Adèle. Jane finds herself drawn to his troubled yet kind spirit. But there is a terrifying secret inside the gloomy, forbidding Thornfield Hall. Is Rochester hiding something from Jane? Will Jane be left heartbroken and exiled once again?

The novel contains elements of social criticism, with a strong sense of morality at its core, but is nonetheless a novel many consider ahead of its time given the individualistic character of Jane and the novel's exploration of classism, sexuality, religion, and proto-feminism.

First sentence:
"There was no possibility of taking a walk that day."

Favorite quotes:
"It is far better to endure patiently a smart which nobody feels but yourself, than to commit a hasty action whose evil consequences will extend to all connected to you - and, besides, the Bible bids us return good for evil."

"Women are supposed to be very calm generally: but women feel just as men feel; they need exercise for their faculties, and a field for their efforts as much as their brothers do; they suffer from too rigid a restraint, too absolute a stagnation, precisely as men would suffer; and it is narrow-minded in their more privileged fellow-creatures to say that they ought to confine themselves to making puddings and knitting stockings, to playing on the piano and embroidering bags. It is thoughtless to condemn them, or laugh at them, if they seek to do more or learn more than custom has pronounced necessary for their sex."

"Feeling without judgment is a washy draught indeed; but judgment untempered by feeling is too bitter and husky a morsel for human deglutition."

"Laws and principles are not for the times when there is no temptation: they are for such moments as this, when body and soul rise in mutiny against their rigour; stringent are they; inviolate they shall be. If at my individual convenience I might break them, what would be their worth?"

CAWPILE Rating: Overall - 9.6 - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Characters      - 9
Atmosphere   - 9
Writing Style - 10
Plot                - 10
Intrigue          - 10
Logic             - 9
Enjoyment     - 10
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Review:

This is the third or fourth time I've read Jane Eyre - which says a lot. I have so many books I want to read that I rarely spend the time to read a book more than once. That being said, this is probably one of my favorite books! It's about an orphan girl who rises above her situations, which are often dreadful. The book has friendship and romance, intrigue and mystery, horror and tragedy, as well as loss and reconciliation. It really is a great read, if a bit black-and-white, and I suggest everyone should read it at least once.

Jane is an extremely strong character and, yet, docile at the same time - she's not interested in extravagance, she feels strongly, she expresses herself in a straightforward way, and she cares deeply about doing what's right. I identify with her in many ways - which is probably, at least partially, why I enjoy the book so much - and I love her representation of feminism.

Jane is proposed to by two men. One who loves her and she loves him, but when a secret he withheld is revealed, their relationship is inevitably altered and Jane leaves him. The other does not love her nor does she have a wife's love for him, but they would work together as missionaries trying to do as good work as possible. In addition to being unloving, he is also passive-aggressively abusive and quite manipulative. It is no wonder that, after she had time to think over the revealed secret, Jane returns to her first love to discover what became of him after she left.

Now I'm off to read another book... but since a review should be more about the author of the book than about the writer of the blog, I will let Charlotte Bronte have the last words:

(Note: The book does not have much humor, but I enjoyed the little it had. The following is a conversation between a School Master and Jane, who is 10 years old at the time.)

"'Do you know where the wicked go after death?'
'They go to hell,' was my ready and orthodox answer.
'And what is hell? Can you tell me that?'
'A pit full of fire.'
'And should you like to fall into that pit, and to be burning there forever?'
'No, Sir.'
'What must you do to avoid it?'
I deliberated a moment; my answer, when it did come, was objectionable: 'I must keep in good health, and not die.'"

The Autobiography of Methuselah by John Kendrick Bangs

Title: The Autobiography of Methuselah

Author: John Kendrick Bangs (American, 1862-1922)
Originally published:  1909
Page count: 98


Dates read: 8/14/19 and 8/18/19 (3.5 hours read aloud)
2019 book goal progress: 20 out of 41
Back to the Classics category: Classic Comedy


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Description on back of book:
I, Methuselah - George W. Methuselah, that is. I, the oldest man of all time, am setting down my story here. Not in hieroglyphics, mind you, for I am no draftsman. I have chosen English because French, Spanish, and German haven't come into being yet. The reason why I didn't choose Esperanto is contained herein.

Here, for your edification, are my memories of my great, great, great grandfather and grandmother Adam and his madam. (Eve, that is!) The true story of Cain and Abel? Look no further! And you'll want to hear the story of how my father, Enoch, named me. As Granpa Adam might have said, it's a rib-tickler! You'll be treated to my poetry, the genuine tale of my grandson Noah and that damp business with the Ark and... But enough! You're not getting any younger! Read! Enjoy already!

First sentence:
"Having recently passed into what my great-grandson Shem calls my Anecdotage, it has occurred to that perhaps some of the recollections of a more or less extended existence upon this globular mass of dust and water that we are pleased to call the earth, may prove of interest to posterity, and I have accordingly, at the earnest solicitation of my grandson, Noah, and his sons, Shem, Ham, and Japhet, consented to put them into permanent literary form."

Favorite quotes:
"In view of the facts that at this writing, ink and paper and pens have not as yet been invented, I have been compelled to make use of hammer and chisel, to gouge out my 'Few Remarks' upon such slabs of stone as I can find. Let us hope that my story will not prove as heavy as my manuscript."

"I must confess that it has always been a nice question with me whether or not when a man expresses a wish that the rain may be dammed, he voices a desire for its everlasting condemnation, or the mere placing in its way of an impediment which shall prevent its further overflow."

"I think it is undesirable for a young girl to enter too hastily into the obligations of matrimony, or to marry the first man that comes along, unless she is absolutely sure that he is the only man she could possibly endure through three meals a day for the balance of her life."

"When my grandson Noah first began to show signs of mental aberration on the subject of a probable flood that would sweep everything before it, and put the whole world out of business save those who would take shares in his International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company, I endeavored to dissuade him in every possible way from so suspicious an enterprise."

CAWPILE Rating: Overall - 8 - ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Characters      - 9
Atmosphere   - 7
Writing Style - 10
Plot                - 5
Intrigue          - 9
Logic             - 6
Enjoyment     - 10
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Review:

This is a wonderfully hilarious book! If you try to take it seriously, you won't like it - it's meant to be funny and you can't think it through too much. It has incredibly clever wordplay which often had me (and my husband, who I read it to) laughing. It explains why prehistoric animals such as the dinosaurs, legendary animals such as griffons, and other made-up animals went extinct (spoiler: it's not because of the flood). Methuselah alludes to things that should be invented such as electricity, steam power, cars, and newspapers (he doesn't use those terms).

Bangs wrote the book as if Methusela wrote the autobiography in biblical times, but it still includes a good number of modern references - many of which probably went over my head because 'modern' to Bangs was over a century ago from today - which, though it made the book less logical, greatly increased the humor. For example, there are several mentions of Women's Suffrage, mostly from a spinster and generally negative view - but that was a controversial topic in Bangs time and Methuselah lives in a very patriarchal time period and culture (and it's a comedy style that pokes fun at others - remember: it's not supposed to be taken seriously).

I would highly suggest reading this book, especially if you're familiar with the stories of Adam and Eve, Cain and Abel, and Noah's Ark. The book read like a script for Monty Python (the humor is similar) - so if you like their videos, you'd probably like this book as well.

Now I'm off to read another book... but since a review should be more about the author of the book than about the writer of the blog, I will let John Kendrick Bangs have the last words:

"It was Abel who asked his father why he had not named the male ants uncles, a question to this day has not been satisfactorily answered. Zoology might have been a far simpler science in the matter of nomenclature had Adam been surrounded with inquiring minds like those of Cain and Abel. Why, for instance, should a creature that is found chiefly on the Nile, and never under any circumstances on the Rhine, be called a Rhinoceros? And why should a Caribou be called a Caribou entirely irrespective of sex? There are Caribou of both sexes, when we might have had Caribou for one and Billibou for the other, yet Adam has feminized the whole Bou family with no apparent thought about the matter at all. Then there is the animal which he called the Bear. He is not bare at all - on the contrary, he wears the shaggiest coat of all the animals, except possibly the Buffalo, who, by the way, is not buff, but a rather dirty dull brownish-black in color. The Panther does not wear pants, and the Monkey far from suggesting the habits of a Monk is a roistering, philanderous old rounder that would disgrace a heathen temple, much less adorn a Monastery. And finally, if there is anything lower than a Hyena, or less coy than a coyote, I don't know what is."

What is a CAWPILE Rating?

I've always avoided giving an x out of 10 rating or an x out of 5 stars rating on my book reviews because it seemed too subjective. I mean, it's a book review. It's my opinion and, therefore, subjective to begin with. I guess the number rating just seemed too abstract to me and there would be no way for it to be consistent from book review to book review.

Well, enter in Youtube's Book Roast! She too decided she wanted a more concrete rating system instead of just going by how she felt. So she came up with the CAWPILE Rating System!

C- characters
A - atmosphere
W - writing Style
P - plot
I - intrigue
L - logic
E - enjoyment

You rate each topic 0-10.
0-3 = very poor
4-6 = mediocre
7-9 = really good
10 = outstanding

Then you average the 7 individual ratings to get the overall x out of 10 rating for the book.

Once you've done that, you can convert the overall rating into the star rating.
1.1-2.2 = ⭐
2.3-4.5 = ⭐⭐
4.6-6.9 = ⭐⭐⭐
7-8.9    = ⭐⭐⭐⭐
9-10     = ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

There you have it! If you have a different system you use for rating books, I'd love to hear about it in the comments!

The Plague by Albert Camus

Title: The Plague
(Originally written in French)

Setting: Oran, Algeria
Author: Albert Camus

(French-Algerian, 1913-1960)
Originally published: 1947
Page count: 306

Dates read: 7/29/19-8/7/19
2019 book goal progress: 19 out of 41
Back to the Classics category: 
Classic From Africa, Asia, Oceania, or Australia. (Novel set there, or author from there.)



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Description on back of book:
A gripping tale of unrelieved horror, of survival and resilience, and of the ways humankind confronts death. The Plague is at once a masterfully crafted novel, eloquently understated and epic in scope, and a parable of ageless moral resonance profoundly relevant to our times. In Oran, a coastal town in North Africa, the plague begins as a series of portents, unheeded by the people. It gradually becomes an omnipresent reality, obliteration all traces of the past and driving its victims to almost unearthly extremes of suffering, madness, and compassion.

First sentence:
"The unusual events described in this chronicle occurred in 194- at Oran."

Favorite quotes:
"When war breaks out, people say: 'It's too stupid; it can't last long.' But though a war may well be 'too stupid,' that doesn't prevent its lasting. Stupidity has a kind of knack of getting its way; as we should see if we were not always so much wrapped up in ourselves."

"As things are, I'm willing to be as I am; I've learned modesty. All I maintain is that on this earth there are pestilences and there are victims, and it's up to us, so far as possible, not to join forces with the pestilences. I grant we should add a third category: that of the true healers. But it's a fact one doesn't come across many of them, and anyhow it must be a hard vocation."

"The tale he had to tell could not be one of final victory. It could only be the record of what had had to be done, and what assuredly would have to be done again in the never ending fight against terror and its relentless onslaughts, despite their personal afflictions, by all who, while unable to be saints but refusing to bow down to pestilences, strive their utmost to be healers."

CAWPILE Rating: Overall - 6 - ⭐⭐⭐
Characters      - 8
Atmosphere   - 6
Writing Style - 6
Plot                - 4
Intrigue          - 4
Logic             - 9
Enjoyment     - 5
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Review:

This is a pretty straitforward and predictable book. It's mostly an overview of how the town changed throughout the different stages of the plague from the gates closing and no one being allowed in or out to denial to panic and anger to despondency and lethargy to tentative hope to the gates opening again. I think I would've enjoyed the book more if it had a closer look into one or two characters instead of such a broad picture.

You do get to see brief glimpses into 5 different characters in the book: Rieux (a doctor), Tarrou (volunteers to help the doctor), Rambert (visiting journalist that gets stuck in Oran), Grand (writer trying to get in touch with a lost love), and Cottard (there's a warrant for his arrest). I would have loved to find out more about all of these characters from before, during, and after the plague. I think Tarrou interested me the most - he's an ex-rebel dealing with an existential crisis and I really wanted to know more of his background and philosophical worldview. I also liked Grand and wanted to know if he was able to get further into his writing.

You don't find out who the narrator is until the very end. I had some guesses, but none were right. I really wanted it to be Grand and that he ditched the fiction book he was struggling to write and wrote The Plague instead, but it wasn't him. We also never discover what Cottard did to have a warrant out for his arrest. The book does end on a sad note (1 of the 5 dies), but that just felt right for the book. It circles back to Tarroa's philosophy of life, which is that the plague is just a metaphor for all the evil in the world. It may seem gone, but it's always there even if dormant and you never know when it will strike again.

With that in mind, I challenge you to go read the "Favorite Quotes" listed above and replace 'pestilences' with 'evil/preditor/bad person/etc.' When they say 'healer' they're talking about people willing to challenge the status quo and change the world for the better.

Now I'm off to read another book... but since a review should be more about the author of the book than about the writer of the blog, I will let Albert Camus
 have the last words:

"The evil that is in the world always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolance, if they lack understanding. On the whole, men are more good than bad; that, however, isn't the point. But they are more or less ignorant, and it is this that we call vice or virtue; the most incorrigible vice being that of an ignorance that fancies it knows everything and therefore claims for itself the right to kill. The soul of the murder is blind; and there can be no true goodness nor true love without the utmost clearsightedness."