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Sunday, January 12, 2025

2025 Reading Goals


My goal is to read 20-25 books in 2025!

I don't have any book clubs or challenges I'm partaking in this year. I want to crack down on my TBR shelf. This will probably be a series year - finishing and starting!

I'm thinking of possibly doing a craft like in crocheted snake above, but would want to translate it to embroidery in some way. I also like the idea of showing the length of the book as well. Maybe instead of genre, I'll have each series be a color - since most will likely be fantasy in some way. A peppermint swirl-type pattern might work for embroidery. The tricky thing is that embroidery is a finite space, unlike crochet.

I'll edit this page throughout the year and link my reviews to the titles as I complete them.

Without further ado - here's my list of possible books to read!

SERIES TO FINISH:

Note: I'm taking a pause from the Valdemar Universe by Mercedes Lackey (American, 1950- ) in order to finish Tamora Pierce's Tortall Universe and to allow Lackey some time to publish more books in the most recent series in her universe.

TORTALL UNIVERSE by Tamora Pierce (American, 1954- ) - extensive series
Protector of the Small Quartet:
     -First Test (1999) - TBR
     -Page (2000) - TBR
     -Squire (2001) - TBR
     -Lady Knight (2002) - TBR
(Bone's Day Out (2014) - Short Story in Protector of the Small Omnibus, library?)

Tricksters:
     -Trickster's Choice (2003) - TBR
     -Trickster's Queen (2004) - TBR

The Bekah Cooper Trilogy:
     -Terrier (2006) - TBR
     -Bloodhound (2009) - TBR
     -Mastiff (2011) - TBR

Extra Stand-Alones:
     -Tortall and Other Lands (2010) - Short Story collection - TBR
     -A Spy's Guide to Tortall: From the Desk of George Cooper (2017) - library?

Note: I don't plan to read the Numair Chronicles since it only has 1 book that hasn't been added to since 2018 and I'm personally not a fan of Numair as a character.

FABLES COMICS by Bill Willingham (American, 1956- ) - extensive series
     -105 comics (2012-2015, 2017, 2021, 2024) - TBR
     -Fairest in All the Land (2013) - graphic novel, TBR
     -Fables #150: Farewell (2015) - graphic novel, TBR

ROBERT LANGDEN by Dan Brown (American, 1964- ) - 5 books
     -The Lost Symbol (2009) - TBR
     -Inferno (2013) - TBR
     -Origin (2017) - TBR

AMERICAN GODS by Neil Gaiman (English, 1960- ) - 2 books, 2 novellas
     -The Monarch of the Glen (2006) - novella, library?
     -Black Dog (2016) - novella, library?
     -Anansi Boys (2005) - TBR

SERIES TO TEST / START:

KATE DANIELS by Ilona Andrews - 10+ books
*Pseudonym for husand and wife team of Ilona Gordon (Russian, 1976- ) and
Andrew Gordon (American, 1970- )
     -Magic Bites (2007) - TBR
     -Magic Burns (2008) - TBR

A COURT OF THORNES AND ROSES by Sara Maas (American, 1986- ) - 5 books
     -A Court of Thornes and Roses (2015) - TBR
     -A Court of Mist and Fury (2016) - TBR

GRACELING REALM by Kristin Cashore (American, 1976- ) - 5 books
*I only own the first 3 books and those will be rereads.
     -Graceling (2008) - TBR
     -Fire (2009) - TBR

THE POPPY WAR by RF Kuang (Chinese-American, 1996- ) - 4 books
     -The Poppy War (2018) - TBR, only own 1st book

ONE-OFF BOOKS:

     -The Christmas Box (1993) by Richard Paul Evans (American, 1962- ) - TBR
     -Twelve Classic Stories of Christmas (2020) by multiple authors - TBR
     -The Carpet People (1971) by Terry Pratchett (Enlgish, 1948-2015) - TBR
     -A Treasury of Dragon Stories (1997) by multiple authors - TBR

CONCLUSION

I'm not going to get to all of them, but I like to have options - limited options because otherwise there's decision paralysis. Let me know if you read any of them before and what you thought of them! If you have any books you plan to read this year, let me know that too!

Now I'm off to go read.

Friday, December 27, 2024

2024 Reading Wrap-Up

I had a goal of reading 20-24 books this year and I read 24! Yay!

Below you will find the books I read in order of my ranking of them:

1 and 2. Fables Comic Series by Bill Willingham (American, 1956- )
     -90 comics and 1 short prose story (2009-2014)
     -The Wolf Among Us (2014) - video game
     -Werewolves of the Heartland (2012) - graphic novel

I have no ranking on this one due to the series being too long. Nonetheless, this is an incredible series that retells the stories of fairy tale characters. It is a long series with multiple spin-offs... and there are a LOT of characters. Part of what I love is learning about characters I'm familiar with from my childhood, and another favorite part is learning about other fairy tales from around the world that I'm not familiar with. I also like how, though it's mostly comics, the series is very much mixed-medium. I'm hoping to finish this series over the summer of 2025!

Here's a quote from Bufkin the Flying Monkey, Baba Yaga, a djinn, and the Magic Mirror:


3. American Gods (2001) by Niel Gaiman (English, 1960- )
8.6/10 - ⭐⭐⭐⭐/5

This is actually a bit similar to Fables, except instead of retelling fairy tale character stories and saying where they are now. We get where the Old Gods (such as Odin) are now and who the New Gods are (such as Technology). The story is good and I plan to read the other book in the series and possibly the two novellas.

"There's never been a true war that wasn't fought between two sets of people who were certain they were in the right. The really dangerous people believe that they are doing whatever they are doing solely and only because it is without question the right thing to do. And that is what makes them dangerous."

Bonus (just because I love the imagery and how poetical this feels):
"The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies."

by Dan Brown (American, 1964- )
8.3/10 - ⭐⭐⭐⭐/5

I love the puzzles and insights enclosed within these books. They're controversial and very thought-provoking. I enjoyed these a lot and plan to read more of the 7-book series next year.

"Very little in any organized faith is original. Religions are not born from scratch. They grow from one another. Modern religion is a collage... an assimilated historical record of man's quest to understand the divine." -Angels and Demons

"History is always written by the winners. When two cultures clash, the loser is obliterated, and the winner writes the history books - books which glorify their own cause and disparage the conquered foe. As Napolean once said, 'What is history but a fable agreed upon?' By its very nature, history is always a one-sided account." -Da Vinci Code

6. The Narrow Road Between Desires (2023) by Patrick Rothfuss (American, 1973- )
8/10 - ⭐⭐⭐⭐/5

This is a part of the Kingkiller Chronicle series and is actually an expansion of a novella (The Lightning Tree) that I read last year. You really only need to read one of the two, so I would recommend this one due to it having more details. It tells the tale of what a day in the life of Bast looks like. 

"Bast laughed again. He knew he shouldn't, but there were times when it was either laugh or break wide open because he was too full. It would have been like holding back a sneeze. Sometimes the world was so perfectly revealed to be a joke, a picture, and a puzzle all at once. Laughter was the true applause you offered to the world for being beautiful."

7, 8, 9. The Mage Storms Trilogy by Mercedes Lackey (American, 1950- )
     -Storm Warning (1994) - TBR
     -Storm Rising (1995) - TBR
     -Storm Breaking (1996) - TBR
7.9/10 - ⭐⭐⭐⭐/5

This trilogy is part of Mercedes Lackey's Valdemar Universe. I love this fictional universe, but I will likely take a break from it next year to finish up another deep-dive series and allow some of her new book/s in the series to be published.

"It is a man's deeds that define him. A good deed done in the name of the Dark is still done for the Light, but an evil one done in the name of the Light is still quite evil, and a soul could be condemned to Darkness for it. I have always felt that, before I passed judgment on any man because of the god he swore by, I would see how he comported himself with his fellows - what he did and how he treated them. If he acted with honor and compassion, the Name he called upon was irrelevant." -Storm Warning

"I want to make my own decisions, and if they're all the wrong ones, then I'll learn from them. I want to be an adult, not a child. I don't want to be led along the safe path! The safe path is never new, and the safe path never teaches you anything others don't already know!" 
-Storm Rising

"Please remember that religions are made up of people, most of whom have very little control over what their priests decree is doctrine. Keep in mind that given that the priests and the people have free will and the means to exercise it, gods may not always be able to control their priests either. So what the priests say, and the people believe, is not always the whole truth. Any God is far more than His people make Him. It is the responsibility of the priest to lead them to that understanding, so that they do not attempt to limit Him to what they know." 
-Storm Breaking

10. Greymist Fair (2023) by Francesca Zappia (American, 1993- )
7/10 - ⭐⭐⭐⭐/5

This is a fairy-tale-esque story that was more teen/young-adult than adult. I was expecting it to be more gritty and for adults, but it was still good overall. Through personification, there's an approachable understanding of the concept of Death for teens, which was neat for me to see.

"Death comes for us all, eventually. Forgetting your fear of it can help for a time, and you can live, but Death is not evil. We will all go with Death one day. We don't have to fear them until then, but we also shouldn't ignore them. Death exists just as we do."

11, 12, 13. Father Brown Collections by GK Chesterton (English, 1874-1936)
    -The Donnington Affair and Father Brown's Solution (1914) - shorter
    -The Incredulity of Father Brown (1926)
    -The Secret of Father Brown (1927)
    -The Scandal of Father Brown (1935)
6.9/10 - ⭐⭐⭐/5

These are collections of short mystery stories based on the detective Father Brown. It's a good occasional read if you're looking for something quick to read.

"You must remember that in a murder case the guiltiest person is not always the murderer."
-The Donnington Affair, Father Brown's Solution

"Beware of the man you forget, he is the one man who has you entirely at a disadvantage. Beware of the woman you forget, and even more so. A lot of men, especially men like you and your employer, could go on saying for days that something ought to be done, or might as well be done. But if you convey to a woman that something ought to be done, there is always the dreadful danger that she will suddenly do it."
-The Secret of Father Brown, The Song of the Flying Fish

14. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2005) by Stieg Larsson (Swedish, 1954-2004)
6.6/10 - ⭐⭐⭐/5

This book sucked me right in with its mystery - it's very intriguing and draws readers in. Unfortunately, it's way too violent, gory, and sickening for me. I will not be continuing the series and have no interest in watching the movie.

"Friendship - my definition - is built on two things. Respect and trust. Both elements have to be there. And it has to be mutual. You can have respect for someone, but if you don't have trust, the friendship will crumble."

15, 16, 17, 18. The Immortals Quartet by Tamora Pierce (American, 1954- )
     -Wild Magic (1992)
     -Wolf-Speaker (1994)
     -Emperor Mage (1995)
     -The Realms of the Gods (1996)
5.9/10 - ⭐⭐⭐/5

I enjoyed the Tortall Universe when I was a kid, but, unfortunately, I'm not enjoying them as much as an adult. Nonetheless, I hope to finish off the books in this universe next year.

"Evil people say evil things to make good people cry and doubt. Don't let them get that hold on you." -Wild Magic

19. The Heaven and Earth Grocery Store (2023) by James McBride (African-American, 1957- )
5.7/10 - ⭐⭐⭐/5

This was an OK story to, but not what I normally read - fantasy. I know many people have really liked this one and it deals with many issues such as racism, ableism, sexism, religious discrimination, and classism. What McBride tried to do was admirable, but I don't think he quite pulled it off.

"She spent hours reading about socialists and unions and progressives and politics and corporations, fighting about a meaningless flag that said 'I'm proud to be American,' when it should have said, 'I'm happy to be alive,' and what the difference was, and how one's tribe cannot be better than another tribe because they were all one tribe."

20, 21, 22, 23. Song of the Lioness Quartet by Tamora Pierce (American, 1954- )
     -Alanna: The First Adventure (1983)
     -In the Hand of the Goddess (1984)
     -The Woman Who Rides Like a Man (1986)
     -Lioness Rampant (1988)
4.9/10 - ⭐⭐⭐/5

I enjoyed the Tortall Universe when I was a kid, but, unfortunately, I'm not enjoying them as much as an adult. Nonetheless, I hope to finish off the books in this universe next year.

"You're brave to admit you don't know everything and then do something about it." 
-The Woman Who Rides Like a Man

24. I Saw Three Ships (1969) by Elizabeth Goudge (English, 1900-1984)
4.4/10 - ⭐⭐/5

This is a very short Christmas story. If it was twice as long so the characters could've been fleshed out more, it would've been a really good story. As it is, it leaves much to be desired.

"Her spirits, which had been high, fell a little as a sense of time touched her. How slowly it crawled and yet how fast it flew. She had been young and now she was old and the years between had vanished as though they had never been."

Other books I read, or started and decided to not finish:
-Serenity: The Shepherd's Tale (2010) by Joss Whedon and Zack Whedon - comic, finished
-You Were Born for This (2020) by Chani Nicholas - astrology, finished
-The Trial of Ebenezer Scrooge (2001) by Mark Brown / Charles Dickens - play, finished
     (I played Mrs. Cratchit!)
-Idylls of the King (1859) by Lord Alfred Tennyson - King Arthur, didn't finish

What was your favorite book you read this year?

Wednesday, December 11, 2024

I saw Three Ships by Elizabeth Goudge



Title:
 I Saw Three Ships
Author: Elizabeth Goudge (English, 1900-1984)
Originally published: 1969


Page count: 53 pages (with pictures throughout)
Dates read: 12/6/24-12/9/24
2024 book goal progress: 24 out of 24



Read my other book reviews for my 2024 goals HERE.




Description on back of book:
The morning star still shone, and when Polly opened the window the air was crisp and cool. As she leaned out, breathing in its freshness, all the cocks began to crow. And then her lips parted and the tingling blood sent a warm flow of warm flow of warmth to her fingertips. She leaned out farther, her eyes wide, for three ships were sailing towards the harbor. One had a red sail and one had a brown sail, and one had a sail like the wing of a swan.

First sentence:
" 'But we always did it at home,' said Polly."

Favorite quotes:
"Her spirits, which had been high, fell a little as a sense of time touched her. How slowly it crawled and yet how fast it flew. She had been young and now she was old and the years between had vanished as though they had never been."

CAWPILE Rating: Overall - 4.4/10 - ⭐⭐/5
Characters      - 5
Atmosphere   - 4
Writing Style - 4
Plot                - 3
Intrigue          - 6
Logic             - 4
Enjoyment     - 5
What is a CAWPILE Rating?

Review:
This was a cute, short story, but so short it felt pretty meh. I wish it was twice as long in order to develop the characters and plot a bit more.

Now I'm off to read another book... but since a review should be more about the author of the book than about the writer of the blog, I will let Elizabeth Goudge have the last words:

" 'The Wise Men might come,' said Polly. 'I was always expecting them at home, but they didn't come. I expect we were too far inland. They might come here. You wouldn't want to lock your door on the Wise Men, would you?'

'Don't talk nonsense, child,' said Dorcas impatiently. 'And there are no wise men. I have never met a man yet who was not foolish.' "

Wednesday, December 4, 2024

Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown

 

Title: The Da Vinci Code


Author: Dan Brown (American, 1964- )
Originally published: 2003


Page count: 590
Dates read: 11/3/24-11/20/24
2024 book goal progress: 23 out of 24



Read my other book reviews for my 2024 goals HERE.



Description on back of book:
The Louvre, Paris: the elderly curator of the museum has been violently murdered in the Grand Gallery. Harvard professor Robert Langdon is summoned to decipher the baffling codes which the police find alongside the body. As he and a gifted French cryptologist, Sophie Neveu, sort through the bizarre riddles, they are stunned to find a trail that leads to the works of Leonardo Da Vinci - and suggests the answer to an age-old mystery that stretches into the vault of history.

Unless Langdon and Neveu can decipher the labyrinthine code and quickly assemble the pieces of the puzzle, a stunning historical truth with be lost forever.

First sentence:
"Renowned curator Jacques Sauniere staggered through the vaulted archway of the museum's Grand Gallery."

Favorite quotes:
"The sacred feminine and the goddess have now been lost, virtually eliminated by the Church. The power of the female and her ability to produce life was once very sacred, but it posed a threat to the predominantly male Church, and so the sacred feminine was demonized and called unclean. It was man, not God, who created the concept of 'original sin,' whereby Eve tasted the apple and caused the downfall of the human race. Woman, once the sacred giver of life, was now the enemy... 

I should add, that this concept of woman as life-bringer was the foundation of ancient religion. Childbirth was mystical and powerful. Sadly, Christian philosophy decided to embezzle the female's creative power by ignoring biological truth and making man the Creator. Genesis tells us that Eve was created from Adam's rib. Woman became the offshoot of man. And a sinful one at that. Genesis was the beginning of the end for the goddess."

"History is always written by the winners. When two cultures clash, the loser is obliterated, and the winner writes the history books - books which glorify their own cause and disparage the conquered foe. As Napolean once said, 'What is history but a fable agreed upon?' By its very nature, history is always a one-sided account."

"Every faith in the world is based on fabrication. That is the definition of faith - acceptance of that which we cannot prove. Every religion describes God through metaphor, allegory, and exaggeration, from the early Egyptians through modern Sunday school. Metaphors are a way to help our minds process the unprocessable. The problems arise when we begin to believe literally in our own metaphors."

CAWPILE Rating: Overall - 8/10 - ⭐⭐⭐⭐/5
Characters      - 9
Atmosphere   - 8
Writing Style - 6
Plot                - 8
Intrigue          - 8
Logic             - 9
Enjoyment     - 8
What is a CAWPILE Rating?

Review:
Though shorter than the first book in the series, this one could've been significantly shortened as well. I enjoy Dan Brown's writing, but he has significant pacing issues and creates unnecessary cliffhangers that are more annoyances that distance you from characters rather than creating tension and anticipation.

Overall, this was a good book! I enjoyed the characters and the riddles. The architecture and religious symbology were immersive to learn about. There are some good insights into both Christianity and paganism/Goddess worship. I found the book thought-provoking and eye-opening. I can't say too much without revealing spoilers, so this review will be short and end here.

Movie Review:
The movie was alright, but I still preferred the book. There were a couple of things that the movie changed that I liked, but the book has so many more details. An entire part of the puzzle was left out. I get it, they need to have the movie be a reasonable length, so things will be cut. Nonetheless, the book has so much more to it that it's worth reading even if you're already familiar with the story.

Now I'm off to read another book... but since a review should be more about the author of the book than about the writer of the blog, I will let Dan Brown have the last words:

(This is a very long quote - almost the entire chapter 55. It's a very controversial chapter regarding Christianity. The beginning and ending of the chapter were not included to avoid any spoilers being given away.)

" 'Everything you need to know about the Bible can be summed up by the great canon doctor Mertin Percy. 'The Bible did not arrive by fax from heaven.' The Bible is a work of man, my dear. Not of God. The Bible did not magically fall from the clouds. Man created it as a historical record of tumultuous times, and it has evolved through countless translations, additions, and revisions. History has never had a definitive version of the book.

Jesus Christ was a historical figure of staggering influence, perhaps the most enigmatic and inspirational leader the world has ever seen. As the prophesied Messiah, Jesus toppled kings, inspired millions, and founded new philosophies. As a descendant of King David, Jesus possessed a rightful claim to the throne of the king of the Jews. Understandably, His life was recorded by thousands of followers across the land. More than eighty gospels were considered for the New Testament, and yet only a relative few were chosen for inclusion - Mathew, Mark, Luke, and John among them.'

'Who chose which gospels to include?'

'Aha! The fundamental irony of Christianity! The Bible, as we know it today, was collated by the pagan Roman emperor Constantine the Great.'

'I thought Constantine was a Christian.'

'Hardly. He was a lifelong pagan who was baptized on his deathbed, too weak to protest. In Contantine's day, Rome's official religion was sun worship - the cult of Sol Invictus, or the Invincible Sun - and Contantine was its head priest. Unfortunately for him, a growing religious turmoil was gripping Rome. Three centuries after the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, Christ's followers had multiplied exponentially. Christians and pagans began warring, and the conflict grew to such proportions that it threatened to rend Rome in two. Constantine decided something had to be done. In 325 AD, he decided to unify Rome under a single religion. Christianity.'

'Why would a pagan emperor choose Christianity as the official religion?'

'Constantine was a very good businessman. He could see that Christianity was on the rise, and he simply backed the winning horse. Historians still marvel at the brilliance with which Constantine converted sun-worshipping pagans to Christianity. By fusing pagan symbols, dates, and rituals into the growing Christian tradition, he created a kind of hybrid religion that was acceptable to both parties.'

'Transmogrification. The vestiges of pagan religion in Christian symbology are undeniable. Egyptian sun disks became the halos of Catholic saints. Pictograms of Isis nursing her miraculously conceived son Horus became the blueprint for our modern images of the Virgin Mary nursing Baby Jesus. And virtually all elements of the Catholic ritual - the mitre, the altar, the doxology and communion, the act of 'God-eating' - were taken directly from earlier pagan mystery religions.'

'Nothing in Christianity is original. The pre-Christian God Mithras - called the Son of God and the Light of the World - was born on December 25, died, was buried in a rock tomb, and then resurrected in three days. By the way, December 25 is also the birthday of Orisis, Adonis, and Dionysus. The newborn Krishna was presented with gold, frankincense, and myrrh. Even Christianity's weekly holy day was stolen from the pagans.'

'Originally, Christianity honored the Jewish Sabbath on Saturday, but Constantine shifted it to coincide with the pagan's veneration day of the sun. To this day, most churchgoers attend services on Sunday morning with no idea that they are there on account of the pagan sun god's weekly tribute - Sunday.'

'During this fusion of religions, Constantine needed to strengthen the new Christian tradition, and held a famous ecumenical tethering known as the Council of Nicaea - the birthplace of the Nicene Creed. At this gathering, many aspects of Christianity were debated and voted upon - the date of Easter, the role of the bishops, the administration of sacraments, and, of course, the divinity of Jesus.'

'I don't follow. His divinity?'

'My dear, until that moment in history, Jesus was viewed by his followers as a mortal prophet, a great and powerful man, but a man nonetheless. A mortal. Jesus' establishment as 'the Son of God' was officially proposed and voted on by the Council of Nicea.'

'Hold on. You're saying Jesus' divinity was the result of a vote?'

'A relatively close one at that. Nonetheless, establishing Christ's divinity was critical to the further unification of the Roman empire and to the new Vatican power base. By officially endorsing Jesus as the Son of God, Constantine turned Jesus into a deity who existed beyond the scope of the human world, an entity whose power was unchallengeable. This is not only precluded by further pagan challenges to Christianity, but now the followers of Christ were able to redeem themselves only via the established sacred channel - the Roman Catholic Church

'It was all about power. Christ as Messiah was critical to the functioning of Church and state. Many scholars claim that the early Church literally stole Jesus from His original followers, hijacking His human message, shrouding it in an impenetrable cloak of divinity, and using it to expand their own power.

'The vast majority of educated Christians know the history of their faith. Jesus was indeed a great and powerful man. Constantine's underhanded political maneuvers don't diminish the majesty of Christ's life. Nobody is saying Christ was a fraud, or denying that He walked the earth and inspired millions to better lives. All we are saying is that Constantine took advantage of Christ's substantial influence and importance. And in doing so, he shaped the face of Christianity as we know it today.

'The twist is this. Because Constantine upgraded Jesus' status almost four centuries after Jesus' death, thousands of documents already existed chronicling His life as a mortal man. To rewrite the history books, Constantine knew he would need a bold stroke. From this sprang the most profound moment in Christian history. Constantine commissioned and financed a new Bible, which omitted those gospels that spoke of Christ's human traits and embellished those gospels that made Him godlike. The earlier gospels were outlawed, gathered up, and burned.'

'Anyone who chose the forbidden gospels over Constantine's version was deemed a heretic. The word heretic derives from that moment in history. The Latin word haerericus means 'choice.' Those who 'chose' the original history of Christ were the world's first heretics.'

'Fortunately for historians, some of the gospels that Constantine attempted to eradicate managed to survive. The Dead Sea Scrolls were found in the 1950s and, of course, the Coptic Scrolls in 1945. These documents speak of Christ's ministry in very human terms. Of course, the Vatican in keeping with their tradition of misinformation, tried very hard to suppress the release of these scrolls. And why wouldn't they? These scrolls highlight glaring historical discrepancies and fabrications, clearly confirming that the modern Bible was compiled and edited by men who possessed a political agenda - to promote the divinity of the man Jesus Christ and use His influence to solidify their own power base.'

'It's important to remember that the modern Church's desire to suppress these documents comes from a sincere belief in their established view of Christ. The Vatican is made up of deeply pious men who truly believe these contrary documents could only be false testimony. That's understandable. Constantine's Bible has been their truth for ages. Nobody is more indoctrinated than the indoctrinator.'

'What he means is that we worship the gods of our fathers.'

'What I mean is that almost everything our fathers taught us about Christ is false.' "

[This is brilliantly written, I would only change the very last word in the quote to 'distorted' or 'modified' instead of blatantly 'false.']

Friday, November 1, 2024

Angels & Demons by Dan Brown


Title:
 Angels and Demons


Author: Dan Brown (American, 1964- )
Originally published: 2000


Page count: 620
Dates read: 9/30/24-10/28/24
2024 book goal progress: 22 out of 24


Read my other book reviews for my 2024 goals HERE.



Description on back of book:
CERN Institute, Switzerland: a world-renowned scientist is found murdered with a mysterious symbol seared onto his chest.

The Vatican, Rome: the College of Cardinals assembles to elect a new pope. Somewhere beneath them, an unstoppable bomb of terrifying power relentlessly counts down to oblivion.

In a breathtaking race against time, Harvard professor Robert Langdon must decipher a labyrinth trail of ancient symbols if he is to defeat those responsible - the Illuminati - a secret brotherhood presumed extinct for nearly four hundred years, reborn to continue their deadly vendetta against their most hated enemy, the Catholic church.

First sentence:
"Physicist Leonardo Vetra smelled burning flesh, and he knew it was his own."

Favorite quotes:
"Langdon's eyes were locked on the brand. Illuminati, he read over and over. His work had always been based on the symbolic equivalent of fossils - ancient documents and historical hearsay - but this image before him was today. Present tense. He felt like a paleontologist coming face to face with a living dinosaur."

"The most dangerous enemy is that which no one fears."

" 'The Illuminati brotherhood held that the superstitious dogma spewed forth by the church was mankind's greatest enemy. They fear that if religion continued to promote pious myth as absolute fact, scientific progress would halt, and mankind would be doomed to an ignorant future of senseless holy wars. Much like we see today.'
Langdon frowned, he was right. Holy wars were still making headlines. My God is better than your God. It seemed there was always a close correlation between true believers and high body counts."

"Galileo was an Illuminatus. And he was also a devout Catholic. He tried to soften the church's position on science by proclaiming that science did not undermine the existence of God, but rather reinforced it... He held that science and religion were not enemies, but rather allies - two different languages telling the same story, a story of symmetry and balance... heaven and hell, night and day, hot and cold, God and Satan. Both science and religion rejoiced in God's symmetry... the endless contest of light and dark."

"Very little in any organized faith is original. Religions are not born from scratch. They grow from one another. Modern religion is a collage... an assimilated historical record of man's quest to understand the divine."

"Sometimes divine revelation simply means adjusting your brain to hear what your heart already knows."

CAWPILE Rating: Overall - 8.6/10 - ⭐⭐⭐⭐/5
Characters      - 9
Atmosphere   - 9
Writing Style - 7
Plot                - 9
Intrigue          - 10
Logic             - 7
Enjoyment     - 9
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Review:
I enjoyed this book! I have not read or watched anything in this series, so it was all a surprise to me. I can't say too much without giving things away, but I was swept up hook, line, and sinker. It was fun to learn about the secret society of the Illuminati. It was fun to try to solve the crazy mystery all over the Vatican. I had my suspicions for a while, but I couldn't figure out the motive. It's a good ending overall, but a sad one for one of my favorite characters. 

There were two significant logical errors that could've been worked out better. The first 200-or-so pages and the last 70ish pages seemed to drag on forever - those should've been summed up MUCH more succinctly. The two media people were very annoying and felt unneeded. But other than those issues, the book was really good overall.

Movie Review:
The book Angels and Demons was written and set before the book Da Vinci Code - though the movies were made in reverse. I watched Angels and Demons first because of the order of the books, and my partner said it didn't reveal anything about the Da Vinci Code. I think the movie was good overall, but it glossed over many things - which was expected due to the size of the book. 

I have mixed feelings about many of the changes. I liked some of the changes better than the book, such as Langden's gift at the end. Others I didn't like as much, such as how different the elector and h/assain were - though I liked how they ended, they were very different from the book. Richter was a combination of two characters in the book. Many lines were direct quotes from the book, though said by different characters. It was a good movie, but the book is definitely worth the read due to how many details were lost in the film.

Now I'm off to read another book... but since a review should be more about the author of the book than about the writer of the blog, I will let Dan Brown have the last words:

(This is a long quote between Vittoria and Robert, which is shortened in the movie and with the Camerlengo instead of Vittoria.)

"Vittoria was watching him. 'Do you believe in God Mr. Langdon?'

The question startled him... 'I want to believe,' he heard himself say... 'but it's not that easy. Having faith requires leaps of faith, cerebral acceptance of miracles - immaculate conceptions and divine interventions. And then there are the codes of conduct. The Bible, the Koran, Buddhist scripture... they all carry similar requirements - and similar penalties. They claim that if I don't live by a specific code, I will go to hell. I can't imagine a God would rule that way.'

'...I did not ask if you believe what man says about God. I asked if you believe in God. There is a difference. Holy scripture is stories... legends and history of man's quest to understand his own need for meaning. I am not asking you to pass judgment on literature. I am asking if you believe in God. When you lie out under the stars, do you sense the divine? Do you feel in your gut that you are staring up at the work of God's hand?'

Langdon took a long moment to consider it... 'As a scientist and the daughter of a Catholic priest, what do you think of religion?'

Vittoria paused, brushing a lock of hair from her eyes. 'Religion is like language or dress. We gravitate toward the practices with which we were raised. In the end, though, we are all proclaiming the same thing. That life has meaning. That we are grateful for the power that created us... Faith is universal. Our specific methods for understanding it are arbitrary. Some of us pray to Jesus, some of us go to Mecca, and some of us study subatomic particles. In the end, we are all just searching for truth, that which is greater than ourselves. '

Langdon wished he could express himself so clearly. 'And God?' he asked. 'Do you believe in God?'

Vittoria was silent for a long time. 'Science tells me God must exist. My mind tells me I will never understand God. My heart tells me I am not meant to.' "

Tuesday, September 17, 2024

Immortals Quartet by Tamora Pierce



Quartet Title:
 The Immortals
Author: Tamora Pierce (American, 1954- )
Originally published: 1983-1988


Page count: 1,151 total
Dates read: 8/14/24-9/17/24
2024 book goal progress: 17, 18, 19, 20 out of 24



Read my other book reviews for my 2024 goals HERE.




1. Wild Magic (1992) - 299 pages
Description:
Young Daine's knack with horses gets her a job helping the royal housemistress drive a herd of ponies to Tortall. It soon becomes clear that Daine's talent, despite her struggles to hide it, is downright magical. Horses and other animals not only obey the mysterious girl, they come to her and seem to listen to her words. Daine will have to learn to trust humans before she can come to terms with her powers, her past, and herself.

Set in Tortall during the reign of King Jonathan III and Queen Thayet, The Immortals Quartet chronicles the time when the world is invaded by immortal creatures and a girl with a magical gift who tries to restore the very balance of nature.

First sentence:
"Each year, at the end of March, a great fair was held in Cria, the capital of Galla."

Favorite quote:
"Evil people say evil things to make good people cry and doubt. Don't let them get that hold on you."

CAWPILE Rating: Overall - 7/10 - ⭐⭐⭐⭐/5
This is a cute fantasy story set about 10 years after the Song of the Lioness Quartet. The main character is Daine, who has a special connection to all animals. She is 13 and the book spans less than a year since she didn't have a birthday. I like many of the characters, even if they are a bit simple. As with the other quartet, I'd say this was written for middle schoolers. I don't think I read this one growing up, but I would've loved it due to the connections with all the animals. We learn that whales are extreme pacifists and that dragons, stormwings, spidrens, griffins, and the Kraken exist. Not all immortals are bad, but they were locked away several centuries ago and we don't really know why/how nor why/how they're back now.

2. Wolf-Speaker (1994) - 281 pages
Description:
When humans start cutting down trees and digging holes in peaceful Dunlath Valley, the wolves know that something is wrong. They send a messenger to the only human who will listen - Daine, a fourteen-year-old girl with the unpredictable power of wild magic. Daine and her closest companions heed the wolves' cry for help.

First sentence:
"The wolves of the Long Lake Pack, gorged on a careless mountain sheep, slept as they digested their meal."

Favorite quotes:
A good reminder:
"You're too young to be so close-minded. A little tolerance wouldn't come amiss."

A good response when learning:
"Forgive me. I spoke from ignorance, not contempt."

"So you picked up that stupid human habit of blaming yourself for things you didn't or couldn't control."

CAWPILE Rating: Overall - 6.3/10 - ⭐⭐⭐/5
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Mini-Review:
Daine is now 14.5 years old and it's probably been less than a year since the end of the previous book. I'd say this book lasts only a couple of weeks, 5 months at most. In this book, she not only communicates with animals but can also go into their bodies and she starts to shapeshift herself. New immortals we meet include ogres, harroks, coldfangs, and a basilisk. Unicorns have been mentioned but not seen. This is a fun continuation and I really like the basilisk!

3. Emperor Mage (1995) - 294 pages 
Description:
Daine sails to Carthak as part of a peace treaty delegation from Tortall. She is amazed by strange and wonderous sights, including rooms filled with dinosaur bones and the Emperor Mage's zoo. Daine also senses a darkness beneath all the gold and glitter. At the same time, her wild magic is growing and the gods give her a temporary power that is both great and terrifying.

First sentence:
"His Royal Highness Kaddar, prince of Siraj, duke of Yamut, count of Amar, first lord of the Imperium, heir apparent to His Most Serene Majesty Emperor Ozorne of Carthak, fanned himself and wished to Tortallans would dock."

Favorite quotes:
"The prince looked thoughtful. 'So there are drawbacks to your power.'
'There're drawbacks to any power, your highness.' "

CAWPILE Rating: Overall - 7.1/10 - ⭐⭐⭐⭐/5
I enjoyed this one a lot. I liked the characters and there was even a potential love interest, but nothing happened in that regard. The main bummer was that she didn't really learn more about her wild magic or even use it much, except for the temporary OP power the gods gave her. I enjoyed the intrigue and the battle in the end was great, though much of it was predictable. I miss Onua (from the first book), the Basilisk (from the second book), and Cloud (her pony in both of the previous books). She is now 15 and the book takes place about 2-6 months after the last book. I would say this book lasted a couple of weeks up to a couple of months, probably on the shorter end. We see unicorns and centaurs, and merfolk are mentioned.

4. The Realms of the Gods (1996) - 277 pages 
Description:
Daine and the mage Numair are faced with certain death when they are suddenly swept into the mystical realms of the gods, where Daine learns the secrets of her past. But she and Numair are both needed in the mortal world to help fight the desperate war that is raging in Tortall. They undertake the dangerous journey home that will teach them about life and each other. Their path leads them to the final clash, which involves both mortals and immortals.

First paragraph:
"A magical barrier had separated the realms of the gods from the mortal realms for over four hundred years. While it stood, mortals were safe from the legendary creatures known as immortals, so named because, unless they were slain, they lived forever. Giants, Stormwings, griffins, basilisk, tauroses, Coldfangs, ogres, centaurs, winged horses, unicorns: In time all became the stuff of children's tales, or the concern of scholars who explored the records of times long gone."

CAWPILE Rating: Overall - 3.1/10 - ⭐⭐/5
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Mini-Review:
The prologue is a couple months after the last book and then jumps 3 months at the start of Chapter 1. This book lasts a couple weeks to a couple months and Daine is 16. We see some favorite characters from previous books, but very briefly. New immortals we see include giants, tauroses, wyverns, skinners, darkings, sunbirds, and apes with bat wings. We meet a multitude of gods, including the First Platypus (who actually calls himself a duckmole instead of a platypus).

What was good in this story was really good, but what was bad was really, really bad. I think going into the god realms was unnecessary and keeping it a little more 'normal' would have been better. It would have made the suspension of disbelief more constant and the story more immersive. There was just too much in this one and Daine didn't learn anything new with her powers. Daine's parents were annoying and I didn't like them at all. It was nice to meet more dragons and I loved the redemption arch of the stormwings throughout the series. Other characters and events were enjoyable as well, but the bad significantly outweighs the good.

The BIG problem is a 16-year-old having relations with her teacher who's about 15 years older than her. I understand this age gap in relationships was common historically - but the target audience is today's middle schoolers. Will they be aware of this knowledge? Even high schoolers could start thinking, 'Maybe a relationship with one of their teachers isn't too bad.' This book has the potential to groom teens (females in particular) into thinking that having relationships with someone significantly older than you and/or someone in an authority position, like a teacher, is acceptable - and it absolutely is not. There was 0 romance in the other 3 books and then this disgusting relationship was crammed down your throat - and much of it felt very forced and out of left field. The romance should have been with Prince Kaddar in the previous book or just left as it was - with no romance at all.

Unfortunately, this book left me feeling gross and I absolutely cannot recommend this to anyone unless they're an adult and, by then, most adults may not be interested in the writing since it's for middle schoolers. The writing is simple and very predictable. 

Overall Review:
This is a pretty decent series overall, but I do NOT recommend having anyone younger than 18 read the 4th book. The third book has a good ending to the series and the 4th book is unnecessary. Unfortunately, it probably is better just to skip this series altogether. I'm very disappointed with how the 4th book went.

Now I'm off to read another book... but since a review should be more about the author of the book than about the writer of the blog, I will let Tamora Pierce have the last words:

" 'He is a good pack leader for you,' Brokefang [the wolf pack leader] went on. 'Humans are like wolves. We all need a pack.' He looked at Cloud [a pony] and added, 'Or a herd.'

'Not me,' the girl said fastening her thing to Cloud's saddle. 'I can hunt alone.'

'No,' Brokefang said. 'It is not just for food that you need a pack. It is for warmth and the pack song. The wolf who sings alone is not happy.' "
-Wolf-Speaker

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" 'Like all females, you are sentimental about animals,' the prince replied, his tone superior. 'If you had a croc after you in the water, you wouldn't be so quick to stand up for them.'

'They came after you personally?' She couldn't see this painted fellow doing anything that might wrinkle his clothes.

'Well, no, but everyone says they do.'

Someday I must read this scholar Everyone, she thought as she bit her tongue to keep from giving a rude answer. He seems to have written so much - all of it wrong."
-Emperor Mage

Tuesday, August 13, 2024

Fables Christmas Comics

This is a short list of Christmas-themed Fables comics! 

If you want the full list of the comic series, please see my Mini-Reviews of Fables.


Fables #56: Jiminy Christmas (2007)

Jiminy Christmas is mostly about Santa and Ambrose (both Fly and the cub) during Christmas time.

Snow, Bigby, and cubs decorating a Christmas Tree; Santa and Ambrose (cub)

 

Fables #112: All in a Single Night (2012)

All in a Single Night is another Christmas story! It's 5 small chapters that are named and loosely based on the five Christmas stories of Charles Dickens: The Chimes, The Cricket on the Hearth, The Battle of Life, The Haunted Man and the Ghosts Bargain, and A Christmas Carol. The Fables move back to the Farm and Rose has a crazy night where she meets the other three Paladins of Hope. She meets Santa Claus (the hope for justice and reward), the Little Match Girl (hope deferred), and the False Bride (the hope of revenge). Rose will need to choose what she's a Paladin of Hope for. I think there might be foreshadowing that Red will bring Blue back life - and Theresa gets an odd toy boat as a Christmas present.

Rose Red, Santa, Jiminy Cricket, Reindeer